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« Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 9:20pm »
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« Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 9:20pm »
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Christmas goodwill and spirit is hard to be found,
Feeling I¨ve found my scrooge.
Is it now that I¨ve grown I see a different picture,
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Santa filling my stocking,
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Nativity plays being played at school,
The birth of Christ instilled into our lives.
Life is changing with so many different cultures and beliefs.
Will the true meaning be lost?
When we have people digging a hole with their wallets.
Christmas is not about the biggest present,
Or how much money you¨ve spent.
Christmas for me is about love,
Giving it through goodwill, with a smile or just being there.
People may lose faith in religion,
Never lose faith in Christmas,
Christmas is love!

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« Result #3 on Feb 26, 2009, 12:47am »
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